as if the misguided obsession with jonbenet wasn’t enough to distress us all, now they’ve gone and kicked poor pluto out of the club. i don’t really see the need, it’s just mean. not big enough? too cold? hey, mr. astronomer, you try being a tiny far-flung ice planet and see how you like it. someone suggested calling pluto a “planette.”

i think we should just leave poor pluto alone and turn our attention to more important things, like how to get more bran into our diets and more bacon into our pants.

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