i hate flip flops

imagine if i walked along, and with every step, i snapped my fingers. that’s what it sounds like when people walk in flip flops. they should be banned from offices, for a start. drives me crazy. my wife used to wear them around the house, but now (bless her) she wears those croc things (or a cheap knock-off) which are far better. those stick-on ones i linked to in the last post might solve the problem, or these Vibram Five Fingers, which look very silly, but are interesting, and i might like to give them a try.

i really do have better things to do than obsess over flip flops. really.


Author: stephen

stephen harris is a writer, painter and a photographer who lives with his family in maine.

One thought on “i hate flip flops”

  1. WHAT!? Taking away the right to offend and violate societal norms! You fascist! While you are at it, you might as well ban t-shirts with ‘pithy’ sayings at funerals. Sheesh!


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