we’re working on a hallmark hall of fame tv movie here at the office, called “shams for christmas,” about a little girl (the girl from little miss sunshine?) who, all she wants for chistmas is matching shams. her mom, meredith baxter (or birney, or whatever her last name is now) tries to order her some, but finds out they are back-ordered. then she discovers to her horror that they are made in china.
maybe it won’t seem funny to anyone who doesn’t work here, but we all think it’d be a big hit.